Twins are like a Soap Opera

I've decided that the day to day life with my twins is much like a soap opera.  It's fitting too because I don't think there has been a soap, daytime or primetime, that hasn't included a twin plot in at some point.

Each day I awake to the same cast of characters and find myself deeply embedded into their day to day relationship.  My how they are fickle.  Declan is mad at Cormac, Cormac is mad at Declan.  Look now they are best best friends and the worst one ... beware of the evil twin.

I find each day is generally unpredictable and chock full of plot twists.  Most befitting is that much like soap operas the question you find yourself asking the most around these two is "who did this?"  The answer?  "It wasn't me!"